Too funny not to remember!

Dave sent me this email this morning at work. I laughed the entire way through it. He has no idea I am posting it but I wanted to have it as something to look back on and laugh about.

8:17            All dressed and running a little late for work. Still have to feed dogs

8:20            Go outside to let dogs out

8:20:30         Lakota steps in poop in the dog kennel as she is jumping around and   excited that I am letting her out

8:20:37 Lakota jumps on me leaving to paw poop prints on my khaki pants

8:20:38         Try unsuccessfully to kick Lakota and almost fall down on the wet grass

8:20:57 Slam door in dogs face and go upstairs to change pants

8:23            Change pants

8:25            Realize shirt doesn’t go as good with these pants and need to my change shirt

8:26            Look outside to see if weather is nice enough to go short sleeve today

8:26.01         See Lakota and Sam leaving the cul-de-sac and realize the gate to the back yard was left open from taking out garbage the day before.

8:31            Get Sam in the back yard, but Lakota will not listen

8:37            Lakota finally responds to my yelling and comes back

8:37:01 Think to myself “how could this get any worse”

8:37:03 Hear a crash in the garage

8:37:05 See Sam come running out of the garage, out of the door I forgot to shut when trying to catch the dogs

8:37:13 Walk into garage and realize Sam has spilled an entire garbage can of food on the floor

8:37:28 Try to kick Sam and tweak my back

8:38            Try to find something to clean up food

8:40            Decide it would be better to feed dogs and get them locked up and then finish cleaning up

8:42            Feed dogs and close kennel

8:42:14 Byson runs under the fence and is chasing sheep next door

8:43            Neighbor comes outside to see Byson chasing her sheep and yells at Byson with me

8:44            Byson comes back

8:47            Feed Byson and am going to leave for work

8:47:03 Realize I cant find my keys

8:55            Remembered I wore a jacket to go archery shooting, and found keys in jacket pocket

8:56            Go into garage and remember that the food still isn’t cleaned up

8:56:13      Cant find dust pan to clean up food because it is one of Colt's  favorite toys

9:01            Leave without cleaning up food.

9:07            Come up with an idea while driving for a new business.  The business would own the dogs and you could lease them during the year to go hunting.

9:09            Wonder if I could sell Sam, and if we could talk Gary and Diane to putting Bailey down and giving them Byson

9:16            Get to work and write you about my morning.

9:29            finished letter, wasted too much time